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Stupid “Sporting Events” Aired on ESPN

Is it just me or is there some pretty stupid “sporting events” on ESPN?

First of all, what the hell is the national spelling bee doing on ESPN? That requires no physical activity at all! Everyone of those kids fall in at least one of these catagories: Moderate to High Risk of an asthma attack, overweight, obese, has a “bowl” haircut, Indian, or has had his/her lunch money stole at least once in their life.

Next, is the Nationl Scrabble Tournament. Personally, I dont give a damn how many points the word “calculatorical” is. I dont think “claculatorical” is even a word, is it? Huh… It’s amazing how smart you sound adding “-ical” to a word. Anyway, don’t watch that. It’s stupid.

Finally, I hate the world series of Poker? And I hate anyone who watches it. Do you think watching poker on TV is going to make you a better player? Poker is 75% luck and 25% retarded sunglasses? YOu can’t put together a playbook based on how many flushes Billy Bob had or whatever. It’s all luck? My biological father is a fuck up. Do you think watching “Leave it to Beaver” is going to fix it? HELL NAH SHAWTY!

Those events are only on ESPN because Major League Baseball Players are taking a break to juice up. When they get done, they go on the do their everyday job of glorifying overpaid athletes. All I’m saying is “Where the hell is Barry Bonds when you need him”?